Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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