I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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