on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
how drunk are you?
Several
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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