Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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