the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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