I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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