If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
3pm strippers are depressing
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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