I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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