Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
