I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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