its not stalking. its research.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think my moral compass just broke
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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