Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
