i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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