even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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