they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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