How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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