i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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