haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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