I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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