Jerry, you need to find god
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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