Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
