There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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