She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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