I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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