I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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