Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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