so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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