wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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