Can Purell be used as lube?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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