Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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