I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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