Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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