I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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