Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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