just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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