That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm passing your future prison.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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