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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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