i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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