I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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