Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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