I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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