Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I skipped work to stalk him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
