How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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