Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
third nipple confirmed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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