im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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