He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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