yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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