Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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