JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
they're like a gay fantastic four
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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