What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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