Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I look better un-naked...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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