bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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