I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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