i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
